January 2012
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curmudgeonlaine replied to your post: curmudgeonlaine replied to your post: mama cc is…
yeah it’s just like what are you saying
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curmudgeonlaine replied to your post: mama cc is talking about how proud she is that i can sell phones
my mom seems to normally not give a shit about my job or treat it like an actual job I care about but then sometimes she’ll brag in a weird way. like oh she’s smart OH YES SHE WORKS AT JCREW YEAH SHE HAS AN EYE FOR FASHION.
there’s no need to argue, parents just don’t understand
mama cc is talking about how proud she is that i...
i don’t really know how to respond
i mean, yay!
but also, huh?
ugh and they're spicy
but not in a fun way
boooooo
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vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your post: vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your post:…
Now I want potstickers, though.
try imagining these potstickers.
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-badassbadger replied to your post: microwave lean cuisine potstickers
:\ I wish I could share my pierogies
:(
funny story: BFF thinks they are called ‘pigolies.’ she cannot for the life of her remember the word pierogie.
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vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your post: microwave lean cuisine potstickers
Potstickers are life. Maybe not microwaved ones.
definitely not these potstickers
microwave lean cuisine potstickers
trader joes needs to hurry up and get here
Sweeney Todd is on tv
The good one with Angela Lansbury
Not that I don’t own it but still
Shit My Students Write: The dream of the 90s →
shitmystudentswrite:
Within the 20th century, the ‘90s were hands down the greatest decade for a boy to be born and raised through. The pop-culture and technology was simply at its prime. We’ll start from the beginning. What do kids at the age from just being born to about six years old care about? That’s simple,…
That movie last night was called Isolation
Btw
Mutant cows
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jumblejo replied to your post: jumblejo replied to your post: oh no …..WHAT?!
oh god all the cows
ALL THE COWS
SO MANY LEGS ON SO FEW COWS
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jumblejo replied to your post: oh no
…..WHAT?!
it's over and the song over the credits is I'm...
oh no
oh no
she is preggers
but she is preggers from when she fucked her infected boyfriend
and so it is a horrible human-cow evil fetus
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
ok she just ran it through a bunch of gears with a...
and now she’s beating the shit out of it
GO MARY GO
oh fuck me it was climbing on the ceiling
and it ate the farmer
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thisismymonkey replied to your post: NO
NEVER GO TOWARD THE TERRIFYING UNEXPLAINED NOISE! Also avoid going into the basement or going outside to check on things. Common sense, people! COMMON SENSE!
I KNOW RIGHT
now mama cc and i are both just yelling no at the...
THERE IS A COW AND IT IS FULL TO BURSTING WITH THE HORRIBLE OFFSPRING OF THE EVIL COW
I DON’T EVEN
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crabby-cakess replied to your photo: at this point we are pretty sure the horrible evil…
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. WHEN THE COWS CRY.
now it is crawling through the water pipes and it has like 80 legs
oh my god whose body is that
THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE JEREMY IRONS HAS ALSO GONE CRAZY
HE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING OH AND HE JUST GOT EATEN BY THE COW BABY
ok now the doctor who looks sort of like jeremy...
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rouxfully replied to your post: rouxfully replied to your post: rouxfully replied…
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THIIIIIINGS
BASICALLY AT THIS POINT THE EVIL FETUS HAS SOMEHOW CROSS BRED WITH HUMAN CELLS THROUGH THAT HOLE IN THE LADY AND I AM JUST YELLING NOOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE SCREEN
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elbeebee replied to your photoset: BEN AFFLECK Y’ALL
President Obama AND Dr. King? I think you win.
*fingerguns.gif*
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THERE'S A HOLE IN HER
THERE’S
A
HOLE
IN
HER
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rouxfully replied to your post: rouxfully replied to your post: NOOOO HORRIBLE…
WHY AM I NOT WATCHING THIS
I DON’T KNOW
IT IS FUCKED UP AND PRETTY DAMN AWESOME
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:…
OH GOD THEY FOUND THE MISSING VET LADY SHE WAS...
I AM NEVER BECOMING A FARMER
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: my…
oh my god now the farmer is trapped in the slurry...
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rouxfully replied to your post: NOOOO HORRIBLE MUTANT GAPING EVIL COW FETUS MAW
I find myself oddly fond of the phrase HORRIBLE NUMEROUS CHOMPING TEETH
OH MY GOD IT WAS LIKE WHALE TEETH OR BALEENS OR WHATEVER
BUT ON AN INSIDE OUT BABY COW
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vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your post: vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your photoset: BEN…
LET’S DO IT
yeeeeeeeee
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: my reaction to this movie
NOOOO HORRIBLE MUTANT GAPING EVIL COW FETUS MAW
HORRIBLE NUMEROUS CHOMPING TEETH
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vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your photoset: BEN AFFLECK Y’ALL
you are my opposite
but according to our career things we could basically LIVE the show ‘castle’
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vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your post: unrelatedly
41q.com
NO
DON’T GO TOWARDS THE TERRIFYING UNEXPLAINED NOISE IN THE BARN
NO ONE HAS DISPOSED OF THE EVIL FETUSES YET
unrelatedly
where is this personality test
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vengeanceandfrogurt replied to your post: AAAAAHHHHH
One time I saw a two headed pig baby in a jar at school. That’s sort of related.
that is pretty cool
THIS IS HORRIFYING
THE EVIL FETUSES LOOK LIKE COW-MILLIPEDES
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AAAAAHHHHH
HORRIBLE DEFORMED EVIL LIVING COW FETUSES
ok it's NOT helping that the cows all remind me of...
SO MANY EMOTIONS
what the actual fuck movie
Ruth negga's in this movie!